Zombeh (v3.0)
By NOTWS
Date: 12-15-2008
Version: v3.0
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Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy
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TITLE: ZOMBEH V3
AUTHOR: NOTWS
E-MAIL: notws@live.com
WEBSITE: http://www.NOTWS.com
FILENAME: Zombeh.pk3
FILESIZE: 2.41 MB
DATE RELEASED: 14 December 2008
CREDITS:
Scouttrooper for his ewok model (see readme). Sounds from Half-Life 2 (Valve).
Installation Instructions:
Unzip and put the ZOMBEH.pk3 file in your C:Program Files (x86)LucasArtsStar Wars Jedi Knight Jedi AcademyGameData
For servers add this to the modelscale.cfg:
"zombeh" 0.75
PERMISSIONS:
May not be edited in anyway, to use it for a mod or other ask me.
Description:
An old ewok body, zombified, and gorified.
Story:
V1 "Rise Of Awesomeness":
Long ago on a distant planet named ENDUR lived a little baby named Jayzeus,
at the age of 2.1 seconds his family was killed by a semi truck, leaving poor
little baby Jayzeus all alone. Luckily a clan of KFC BBQ chicken wings found
him all wrapped up and ready to sacrifice. As the BBQ Chicken wings put Baby
Jayzeus on the holy sacrifice taco bell wrapper, Baby Jayzeus with his cute
little mouth said, "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!" as he sucked the chicken right off of
their bones. Ever since then Baby Jayzeus has loved the taste of chicken.
And soon he had started to love the taste of everything, even burnt chicken!
He ate so much food that he started getting taller, which explains why hes
4 feet tall and only 2 years old. Baby Jayzeus never had money, so he stole,
but one day, he was set up. Shot. Killed. He still lives on. Not in our
dimension, but in a virtual one. Craving Jedi........
BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!
V2 "Blood Ties":
After many years of eating Jedi Knight players, zombeh grew tired of eating alone.
So he used his patented NOTWS cloning machine to make brothers for him, his brothers
named Zombeh and Zombeh craved the Jedi brains just as much as Zombeh himself. After
stopping at a local McBrainalds they spotted the one known as Dr.Pepper and threatened
to kill him if he didnt make them more powerful. The Doctor did just as they said and
injected them with asteroids, Dr.Pepper was frightened by the sight of these cute little
zombehs turning into, MUTANT ZOMBEHS.
V3 "The End Of A Legacy":
It was a cold dawn, a dead dawn. The dew was fresh upon the leaves, as the blood was fresh
upon there hands. It has been a long year since we last saw our friends the zombehs, and
oh how much they have missed you. The zombehs leap at your screen, and smash through the
monitor. The last thing you see is those glowing eyes darting towards you, then you black out.
When you awaken you are suprised to see the zombehs having a tea party in your room. They invite
you to sit down and you agree, you take a sip of tea. But this tea tastes like metal, or iron, or
something not tea, that is when you realize that it is not tea. What you are drinking is
your own blood from having your throat ripped out by a zombeh and your still lying by your
computer knocked out. Your dumb for thinking you would actually be at a tea party, seriously
the only parties zombehs have are christmas parties. But back to what I was going to say,
the zombehs have smashed out of the virtual world and are killing everyone in the real world.
Great job for downloading this skin, you have succesfully had your part in destroying humanity!
COMMENTS:
ZOMBEH MAY DESTROY THE REAL HUMAN RACE!
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